The Daily Event

Are Terrorist Trials A Plot Against America?

Wed Nov 25, 2009 4:32 PM EST

Igor Yopsvoyomatsky, editor-in-chief of paranoiaisfact.com, guest columnist for the Daily Event, answers readers' questions. Dear Igor,

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fbi, cia, terrorism, mossad, arab, muslims, new-york-city, israeli, jury, nypd

Will America Ever Be Cool Again?

Thu Aug 27, 2009 12:59 PM EDT

The Daily Event is proud to have Igor Yopsvoyomatsky, editor-in chief of paranoiaisfact.com, to answers readers' questions. Dear Igor,

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bush, russia, china, france, america, clinton, england, nixon, hollywood, kennedy

Activist Urges Interns To Declare General Strike

Tue Aug 18, 2009 11:59 AM EDT

NEW YORK, N.Y., August 18..Leah Schldkraut has a rallying cry: "Interns of the world unite. You have nothing to lose but your non-paying, exploitative jobs."

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Author Draws Unruly Crowd With Call for General Strike

Tue May 5, 2009 5:34 PM EDT

WALL STREET, N.Y., May 1...Declaring that "only collective action can restore our faith in ourselves and each other," writer Igor Yopsvoyomatsky yesterday urged every American to "stop spending" for one day next week.

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Can Paranoids Prosper

Sat Apr 18, 2009 4:59 PM EDT

Igor Yopsvoyomatsky, editor of paranoiaisfact.com and columnist for The Daily Event answers readers' questions. Dear Igor, I just shot my broker. He had assured me that quant funds would earn great returns no matter which way the market went.

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The Daily Event Future Beat: Exoplanet In Default Blames "Earthgreed"

Fri Mar 27, 2009 9:17 PM EDT

THE DAILY EVENT FUTURE BEAT...Sparing no expense in its determination to pique the interest of its demanding, easily distracted readership, the Daily Event has sent reporter Dale Arden hurtling at near light speed--and great personal risk--through a space/time wormhole into the f …

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Aged Activist Rejoices: "Revolution Is Coming."

Thu Mar 5, 2009 8:00 PM EST

NORTH HOLLYWOOD, Ca, March 5...At the age of 102, blacklisted screenwriter Art Ostrovsky says he is witnessing something he never thought he would live to see--the overthrow of Capitalism.

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Psychologist: Fatal Crash Reveals America's Schizophrenia

Wed Feb 18, 2009 6:28 PM EST

CLARENCE CENTER, N.Y. Feb. 18...On a gloomy Thursday afternoon (Feb. 12) a random sampling of Americans boarded Continental Connection Flight 3407 departing Newark Airport en route to Buffalo. Psychologist Mervyn Fliegel calls them "the givers."

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Analyst: New Euphemisms Will Stimulate Economy

Fri Feb 13, 2009 5:31 PM EST

BROOKLYN, N.Y. , Feb 13...The economic crisis is being prolonged by faulty terminology that distorts perceptions, dampens expectations and crushes optimism, an analyst charged today.

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Insurers Cry "Betrayal!" Seek Immediate Bailout

Seeded on Thu Jan 15, 2009 5:12 PM EST (The Daily Event)

LONDON, England, Jan 12...Insurance companies face "total extinction" if the global economic crisis continues, an executive warned today. "We are being inundated by a tsunami of fraudulent claims," said Walter Neff, VP Adjustments for AIG.

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Who Is Zizek And Why Is He Corrupting My Son?

Mon Jan 12, 2009 1:07 PM EST

Igor Yopsvoyomatsky, editor of paranoiaisfact.com and columnist for the Daily Event (www.heywoodgould.com), answers readers' questions. Dear Igor,

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Activist Urges Boycott of "Fascist Fast Foods."

Tue Jan 6, 2009 10:13 PM EST

From The Daily Event by Heywood Gould, published by Tolmitch Press, www.heywoodgould.com NEW YORK, N.Y., Jan. 6th...Fast food franchises are "insidiously" planting sexist, anti-labor and neo-imperialist propaganda in their commercials, a consumer advocate charged today.

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Secret EU Unit Seeks To Scapegoat Obama

Fri Dec 26, 2008 10:35 PM EST

BRUSSELS, Belgium, Dec. 26...Upstaged and rendered irrelevant by the rise of Barrack Obama, European leaders have formed a secret task force to find ways to tarnish his image, the Daily Event has learned.

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Holiday Special

Mon Dec 22, 2008 11:47 PM EST

Dear Readers, I'm sick of thinking about money, talking about money, worrying about money. So I'm offering the Leading Lady audiobook and the books Fort Apache, the Bronx, Cocktail, and Corporation Freak downloads - FREE. Click the link below and have a Happy Holiday.

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AutoBARography 6: A Christmas Past

Tue Dec 16, 2008 5:02 PM EST

New York City, Christmas Eve, 1973...Global warming hadn't become an A-list cause. Ozone layer sounded like something you inhaled at a party.

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Obama's Cabinet Will Not Last, Say Chinese

Tue Dec 9, 2008 4:40 PM EST

BEIJING, China,...Dec. 9 A top-secret report prepared for China's Ministry of State Security (MSS) predicts that none of President-elect Obama's appointees will be in office at the end of his first term.

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Is Vitamin C A Communist Plot

Fri Dec 5, 2008 4:14 PM EST

Igor Yopsvoyomatsky, editor of paranoiaisfact.com answers readers' questions. Dear Igor, On the advice of Nobel Prize winner Linus Pauling, I began taking eighteen grams of Vitamin C daily twenty years ago.

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Will Obama Save The World?

Wed Dec 3, 2008 6:43 PM EST

Igor Yopsvoyomatsky, editor of paranoiaisfact.com, answers readers questions. Dear Igor, My Western Civ. prof, Leon Notsky says Obama is not the saviour we have been hoping for, but just a counter swing in the dialectical pendulum from right to left.

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Seeded on Tue Dec 2, 2008 4:31 PM EST (heywoodgould.com)

WILL OBAMA SAVE THE WORLD? Igor Yopsvoyomatsky, editor of paranoiaisfact.com answers readers' questions.

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Will Bush Get Even With America?

Thu Nov 20, 2008 11:59 AM EST

Igor Yopsvoyomatsky, Editor of paranoiaisfact.com, answers readers' questions. Dear Igor, My grandpa is in the garage cleaning out his combination orgone box/fallout shelter. He says that George W.

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